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  Msg#: 1144                                         Date: 04-26-93  23:12
  From: Diann Bowling                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: JOKES
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The story goes...
                     The husband came home from work tired and worn out.
"Oh honey," says the wife. "The washing machine broke down today, could
you please take a look at it?"

"Who do you think I am?" says the hubby, "the Maytag man? Call the
repairman to fix it."

The next day when the hubby comes home, the wife says "oh honey, could
you please check the car? It has been making a terrible noise."

"Who do you think I am? Mr. Goodwrench? Have it towed to the shop, and
if anything else around here happens, don't bother me about it."

On the third day, as the hubby comes in from a hard day's work, his wife
meets him at the door with a big kiss. "Honey," she says, "you'll be so
proud of me. Today the large oak bookcase fell over and came apart, but
I had the neighbor man repair it, and I didn't bother you about it!

"Well," says hubby, "how much did that cost?"

"Oh," replied the wife, "he was real nice about it. He said I could just
bake him a cake or have sex with him."

"So what kind of cake did you bake for him?" asked hubby.

"Well, who in the hell do you think I am?" said the wife. "Betty
Crocker?"

                  Diann Bowling
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